Monday, 6 April 2015

11 things you have never thought of which will instantly cheer you up.

1.People who say they can't cook are actually confessing that they can not follow instructions.
2.When the first child is born on Mars we will have to put planet of birth on our passports.
3. Pizza crust is just and edible plate for us to eat meat and vegetables on.
4. You've won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
5. Wallets/ Purses are just pockets we put in our pockets.
6.Slang is slang for short language
7. If people don't recognise Clark Kent as superman with his glasses, does his eye doctor know his true identity?
8. Sleep is like a time machine to breakfast.
9.Toasters are like tanning beds for breads.
10.thousands f trees grow each year because squirrels forget where they buried their food.
11.Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.


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